Ok, so I'll skip the whole bit where I try to sound clever and interesting
and get straight to the facts.
I'm thirty-one years old.
I've been married for ten years to a funny, honest, and sexy guy.
Better yet, he is quite possibly my only equal in remembering
and appreciating movie quotes.
He "gets" me, I guess, is the larger point there.
We have a daughter, Isabella, age six,
and a son, Jaxon, age three.
I fully realize that loving them has changed me forever.
I'm a very social person. I love hanging out with
all the great people in my life.
I have a huge appreciation for a good sense of humor,
and I'd like to think that I have one myself.
I'm a terrible driver. Not gonna lie.
But I do hate that about myself and Im working on it!
Ever since having kids, I'm perpetually trying to lose 5 pounds.
But no matter how thin I get,
I will never have ankles as thin as a normal persons.
Those of you who know me can vouch for this
and I know you find it terribly amusing.
I love school supplies.
Every fall I walk the aisles of the dreaded "Mart",
inhaling the scent of fresh paper
and #2 pencils, almost wishing I was still in school,
if only to buy them and use them.
So that's it.
If I had to be in a nutshell, there you'd have it.
